Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Baby Quotes

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. ~Elinor Goulding Smith

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
~Ed Howe

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. ~Leo J. Burke

Every baby needs a lap.
~Henry Robin

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. ~Georges Courteline

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
~Dave Barry

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