My little Conversationalist

K:  said to me while getting ready for bed...Its gonna be bedtime when we get home.  No talking and crying.  If I talk and cry then mommy will have to come in and spank me.  But guess what, in the morning, daddys gonna give me a special treat - its probably gonna be gum!

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"I wanna go to my sister's house."
Me:  really?
Aunt Mandy: Who is your sister?
K: Wren, Wren is my sister.

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K:  Mom, I'm gonna need my gloves.  Conderella has gloves.

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K:  said in urgent voice while getting in bed Mom, where is my ribbon?
Me:  ribbon?
K:  Yeah
Me: What ribbon?
K:  For my hair.
Me:  What are you talking about?
K:  Sleeping Beauty wears a ribbon to bed, I need a ribbon so my hair wont be in my face when I sleep

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Me: said while at work with K...KayLynn, do you want to shred these papers?
K:  Yep, but you're gonna have to cover my ears...

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Joe at work: Hi KayLynn, how are you today?
K:  Um, I'm gonna have to go to my desk now.

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K:  Mom, may I PLEASE talk to strangers?
Me:  talk to who?
K:  Strangers!
Me:  No, but thanks for asking so politely!
K:  Please, please, please...  (her new thing, as if saying it 50 times makes me more apt to say 'yes', ugh)

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K:  Mom, wheres the rainbows?  God took them away
Me:  Yep, He only lets us see rainbows as a special treat.
K:  But He will give them back
K: said in sing sony voice Tonight, I am going to go to God's house and have dinner and play with the rainbows