K: said to me while getting ready for bed...Its gonna be bedtime when we get home. No talking and crying. If I talk and cry then mommy will have to come in and spank me. But guess what, in the morning, daddys gonna give me a special treat - its probably gonna be gum!
"I wanna go to my sister's house."
Aunt Mandy: Who is your sister?
K: Wren, Wren is my sister.
K: Mom, I'm gonna need my gloves. Conderella has gloves.
K: said in urgent voice while getting in bed Mom, where is my ribbon?
Me: What ribbon?
K: For my hair.
Me: What are you talking about?
K: Sleeping Beauty wears a ribbon to bed, I need a ribbon so my hair wont be in my face when I sleep
Me: said while at work with K...KayLynn, do you want to shred these papers?
K: Yep, but you're gonna have to cover my ears...
Joe at work: Hi KayLynn, how are you today?
K: Um, I'm gonna have to go to my desk now.
K: Mom, may I PLEASE talk to strangers?
Me: talk to who?
Me: No, but thanks for asking so politely!
K: Please, please, please... (her new thing, as if saying it 50 times makes me more apt to say 'yes', ugh)
K: Mom, wheres the rainbows? God took them away
Me: Yep, He only lets us see rainbows as a special treat.
K: But He will give them back
K: said in sing sony voice Tonight, I am going to go to God's house and have dinner and play with the rainbows